Homemade, Corn Syrup-Free Marshmallows

“It’s Spring, why are you talking about marshmallows?” you ask, as most of you look outside to sunshine and robins flying by. “We just finished up with marshmallow season. It doesn’t start again until the summer.”

Well, because, this: Denver WeatherOh Colorado spring, how you tease me so….

Now, I saw forecast this past weekend like a lot of folks did some prep work for the storm.

Some fun ideas for the house bound boys? check

hot cocoa materials? check

marshmallows for some hot cocoa? uh, no……{sigh} did you know that even marshmallows can not escape the evils of artificial food dyes? To make the marshmallows as white as they can, they add blue dye #1? Oh, and of course there is also the GMO corn syrup and also Tetrasodium Pyrophophate (a chemical which they try and play off as a “whipping agent”. Thanks Kraft, but I’ll use air as my whipping agent.)

So I went in search of a recipe that I could make at home with everyday ingredients and NO CORN SYRUP.

Most homemade marshmallow recipes call for corn syrup. (and most supermarket, store bought corn syrup is GMO, so no thanks. Although, here is a link to non-GMO, organic corn syrup called Wholesome Sweetners Organic Light Corn Syrup, but that surely is not a staple in my house either.)

I found recipes using brown rice syrup (which is not a staple in my house).

I found ones using honey, but I didn’t want honey flavored marshmallows.

I just wanted a fluffy, normal marshmallow made without corn syrup and nothing funky and really easy! Is that too much to ask?

And this person (from Soap Deli News) NAILED IT! (click for the recipe)

A corn syrup-free marshmallow recipe made with just sugar. And I have a huge 5 lbs bag of organic cane sugar from costco so look at that, I made (almost) organic marshmallows to boot!

{Side note, have you ever seen organic or natural marshmallows at the store? Typically they are rock hard and disgusting looking. So, no, I have never purchased a 10 oz. bag for $6.99}

But this recipe…..these are so incredible. SUPER, duper sweet but they taste exactly like the store bought, Jet Puffed crap that yes, I will admit are so tasty. I am only human, right?

I was texting with Kel Dos while making these and gave her a play-by-play, so I will share that with you because making marshmallows is pretty cool.

003about 5 minutes into the 20 minute whipping process

004about 15 minutes into the 20 minutes whipping process. Notice the fluffiness.

010mouthfuls of marshmallows (GO TIGERS!)

012PLATEFULS OF MARSHMALLOWS! (that I did graciously share with neighbors…mostly so I wouldn’t eat them all myself)

020snow day hot chocolate (consumed out of my husband’s Pluto mug from when he was a boy, which I think is so cool.)

023Hot cocoa mustache (and Go Spartans!)

And so there is one benefit of our Colorado Spring storms….we still get to drink hot cocoa with yummy, homemade marshmallows well into April (and maybe in May too!)

PS – Do you see that butternut squash in the background? I’ll share a secret with you. I have had that since November-ish (I think it’s still good, I’m not sure. But I can’t get rid of it for some reason…..)

Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia! Not Just For Terra Cotta Farm Animals Anymore

I’m not really sure what the proper etiquette is when you have taken a long hiatus from blogging and then one day you decide to come back to it. Do you offer an explanation? An apology (to the 40 people out there that read this..”thanks!” and “sorry!”) or do you just hop back on, pretending like nothing happened?

Just so you know, in case anyone out there is concerned. Nothing happened, life just kind of got in the way….and I think also, writers block. The only time I can ever remember having writers block was in school. Basically whenever I had to write a paper.

Some of you may already know this about me, but when I find a new product that I like, I kind of get a little obsessed about it (hello, Camelbak water bottles.)

Enter, my newest obsession:

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Not the actual “pet”. Chia seeds have been gaining popularity over the past year. I see all over my Facebook New Feed about my “friends” eating them or some page I am a fan of offering up some chia seed recipe and I finally snapped to the trend and bought some. Mostly because there was a 4 lb. bag of organic chia seeds being sold at my Costco and let’s be honest, I just couldn’t resist anymore.

Costco-holic

I love Costco

So what does one do with 4 lbs of chia seeds? Well, first I started researching why I should eat them. 1) They are good for your body. Like, REALLY, SUPER good for you! Like better-than-superfood, good for you.

 health benefits of chia seedsPlus much more!

And here is why, this little seed, the one that you used to make into a gel and slather all over your terra cotta sheep, can do all of the amazing things above….because it is LOADED with all kinds of nutrients and trace minerals and trumps so many of your typical superfoods with health benefits.

chia seed comparisonand also know to the Aztec Indians as “running food”…and is infiltrating Wall Street; as a nose candy replacement, opting for a chia-enduced energy boost instead

So, good things in that little seed, I’ll eat it. Are there any possible side effects?  A few but nothing I am too concerned about (but those with high blood pressure should talk to their dr. first before diving into the wonderful world of chia.)

A few other side effects:

  • Possible excessive flatulence from an increased fiber boost (hmmmmmmm)
  • If you have reaction to mustard seed you also may want to be a bit hesitant to try chia seeds as some people have been known to have a reaction (I’m assuming similar proteins are found in both.)

Now, how do I use it?

Well, you can use it as a replacement for egg or flax in a recipe.

  • Replace 1 egg with 3 TBL water+ 1 TBL chia seeds (let sit for 5+ minutes to form a gel. Make sure ALL seeds are soaked)

Or you can toss it into smoothies, yogurt, muffins, pancakes…which, I have done all of and have served all of to both boys who DEVOURED everything they went into. They take on the taste of anything they are in so they don’t screw with the taste of what you are eating. They turn in to this weird gel-like, soft seed when moist and you can’t really tell you are eating them. Keyword here is moist (my husband hates that word). I noticed that everything I baked didn’t get all crumbly the next day. It was almost like a regular gluten-laden recipe.

Also, chia seeds make everything polka-dotty and that is fun.

The first chia recipe I made was this chia blueberry muffin recipe. It called for Pamela’s Baking & Pancake Mix, I used Bob’s Red Mill Gluten Free all purpose flour. Only because they carry it at my Costco. Costco makes life so much easier, doesn’t it?

chia blueberry muffins

Outcome: I was surprised how good  these muffins were. Possibly a little too sweet with 1/2 of sugar and a 1/2 cup of applesauce, but the little guys didn’t mind. They scarfed them!

Next, I got really ballsey and decided to adapt my pancake recipe so it could get a little energy boots. I was surprised how easy it was to adapt and I learned that cooking with chia seeds was not that hard at all.

and so I will share my recipe with you that I created for some Energy Boosted pancakes

Gluten-Free Chia & Blueberry Pancakes

1 1/2 cups Gluten Free baking mix (we used Bob’s Red Mill)

2 1/2 TBL sugar

2 tsp. baking powder

1/2 tsp salt

1/4 tsp xanthan gum

1 tsp cinnamon (optional, but Matt thinks the cinnamon makes them tastes like donuts!)

1 egg

1 TBL applesauce (I used this to cut down on the butter)

2 TBL melted butter (or coconut oil*)

3 TBL water

1 TBL chia seeds

1 1/2 cup milk (we use rice, but have also used coconut and almond with great results)

1/3 cup blueberries (frozen or fresh, either work well)

DIRECTIONS:

1) Mix chia seeds and water, let sit for at least 5 minutes stirring maybe once to submerge all of the chia seeds. You want it to form a gel-like substance.

2) While the chia seeds are soaking, preheat griddle to about 300 degrees and

3) Mix flour mix, sugar, baking powder, salt xanthan gum (and cinnamon) in one bowl

4) In a separate mixing bowl, combine the milk, egg, butter, applesauce and chia seed gel (if it is not a gel, wait it out a few more minutes…and gosh you are a fast measurer!) Mix 3-4 minutes.

5) Add dry to wet and mix until combined.

6) fold in blueberries and cook on griddle (or pan, we used a pan for 5 years until my BFF got me a griddle for my past birthday. Isn’t it great that BFF’s know just what you need and want.)

011Polka dot pancakes! (Click to enlarge, you’ll really see the polka dots!)

This recipe makes approximately 18 pancakes…give or take a few (poured from a 1/4 measuring cup)

Now, here is my caveat…I live at approximately 5,400 ft. in the atmosphere and this factor severely effects any sort of baking I do. Mostly, it makes me a shitty baker. So, here at 5,400 ft. I found that this recipe works well for me, if you try it at any other altitude, let me know how it works out for you.

Outcome: I now know this recipe by heart because a certain almost 4 year old requests them for breakfast (and sometimes lunch and dinner…and often as a snack) on a daily basis. Daily. I do not make them on a daily basis, but we are probably on a 4x a week schedule. Apparently, they are that good.

Here are a few other ways I have used chia seeds in the past few weeks:

  • I toss them into plain Greek yogurt, mix with organic fruit spread and a bit of honey (I have a bit of a sweet tooth). If you eat it right away they add a little, tiny crunch. If you let it sit, they swell up and just feels like you’re eating a soft raspberry seed or something like that.]
  • Grant and I make smoothies often. We don’t measure anything, just scooping and dumping ingredients as we see fit. Our newest favorite contains the following: Greek Yogurt, 1 banana, cup or so of organic frozen peaches, 2 cups or so of organic frozen cherries, 1 avocado, 1 TBL chocolate whey protein powder, 1 TBL chia seeds, 1 tsp of some green, powder, mineral/vitamin supplement stuff, non-dairy milk. Blend this on high until smooth (hence, smoothie). You could probably skip the green, powder, mineral/vitamin supplement stuff (since I I am very specific on what that is) or replace it with your own powder vitamin supplement stuff.
  • You can also make Chia pudding, chia drinks (Chia Fresca is a famous Mexican energy drink), pizza crust, add it to eggs or bread, jam, or even brownies (man, you can put everything in brownies.) Search “Chia recipes” on Pinterest and just see what comes up. Just make sure you do it with an open mind, the some of the concoctions look interesting.

In summary, chia is good for you and you should eat it. Ch, Ch, Ch Chia!

Join the Club! 1 in 3 Of You Are A Part Of It And You Don’t Even Know It

Today was a TOTAL eye opener. I went to a doctor specializing in functional medicine, meaning, he specializes in finding the root of the problem and fixing it; rather than throwing drugs at some symptoms and dealing with the side effects. I never knew this practice existed but then again, this is Boulder so it really should come as no surprise.

I went there for my “stomach issues.” My “loyal” readers (all 6 of you, shout out!) know that my “stomach issues” have plagued me for my entire life, but have picked up in ferocity in the past 11 years. I have had the gamut of tests run with tubes put in places they just DO NOT belong, scopes, and blood tests. At 27 I was put on medicine typically administered to geriatric patients (but they soon after pulled it off the market because it caused heart attacks, or strokes…or something, but it wasn’t good and so no more drugs. I didn’t like being on them in the first place.) I have been tested for Celiac (negative) and allergies (oh so positive) and have years of internet research and books* and felt that I had a good handle on my “stomach issues”. Which was “diagnosed” as IBS which is really just some bullshit label they give you so can kind of have some piece of mind because they can’t figure out what the huck the problem is.

That is until today. Today, after approximately 3 and a half minutes of talking with this brilliant, genius of a doctor and telling him my issues, he laid it out on the table. He said those two words that I have been dreading to hear all these years, with every bite of toast I take. “Gluten-Free”.

I started crying. (I am particularly weepy lately due to sleep deprivation.)

Whatever you do, PLEASE DO NOT TAKE MY CARBS FROM ME! I will beat you with that loaf of french bread.

“It is the best decision you will ever make.” the doctor said and went on to tell me that about a year ago, he himself thought he was pre-Alzheimers, about to sell his practice, couldn’t remember ANYTHING, had to take his wife along with him to remember what he went out for, etc. His wife went gluten-free due to her fibromylagia and he joined her. Within two weeks his brain function was back and his chronic back pain (of 35 years) was gone.

Ok, that’s great for you guys…but seriously, this is not it.

“You had the stomach flu in your household how many times in a 6 month time span?” he asks. 15

Most likely because myself and the boys are probably gluten-intolerant which  is weakening our immune systems and hence….puke. (an aside, I am currently recovering from a bout of stomach flu from last week.)

“People with gluten sensitivity often are run down.” brilliant, genius doctor says. And I just thought it was kids.

“A lot of gluten sensitive folk also have dairy sensitivity or allergy” brilliant, genius doctor says. My eyes welled up more, I grabbed another tissue as the realization s l o w l y started to seep into my thick skull.

Back in 2006 when I overhauled my diet to to the fine, restricted list it stands at today, I noticed that artificial sweetners and high fructose corn syrup were total gut bombs for me. And let me clarify “gut bomb”, we are talking fetal position, rocking on the floor type pain. The lovely chemical cocktails of processed “food” interestingly enough, are know to cause digestive issues in gluten sensitive folk….hmmmm. ( I learned this from a fantastic article from the Gluten Free Goddess, How To Go Gluten Free.)

Coffee and Black tea are gastric irritants particularly for gluten sensitive and “IBS” folk. I always said caffeine was never a good choice for me (those who know me know why!) so it’s a good thing coffee and tea crush my stomach.

COFFEE

and beer. OOOOOOOOH beer, how I love thee. Not always, but a stint as a server and bartender at a brewery back in the day gave me a great appreciation for it. But I have also had a love/hate relationship with it.  I never know if it’s going to love me or hate me (my belly that is.) I blamed it on hops and draft lines because sometimes my stomach can handle beer no problem, most times I can’t.  But never once did it cross my mind that it would be the wheat. I was already tested for Celiac, I had never heard of gluten sensitivity.

I was in total denial and up until I started writing this post, I still wasn’t convinced that this is the culprit of all of the above. But I know it is, I can no longer deny that I have to further restrict to include another food that is prevalent in almost every.damn.product known on earth. And one of which I CRAVE and enjoy at almost every.single.damn.meal. Wheat, we are officially broken up. I’m pissed at you and your wheat relatives and damn hybridization that hybridized so much over that past 50 years that you made your fool damn self toxic to most humans. (Source)

and while we’re at it, Monsanto can still suck it. They don’t really have anything to do with this, really, directly, this time…but they still are evil.

F Monsanto

*THE book that changed my life: The Unhealthy Truth by Robyn O’Brien. It is an EYE OPENING book about our food industry, Monsanto, our corrupt FDA and how all of it can be tied into allergies, asthma, ADD, ADHD, and autism. Also, artificial food coloring will promptly be removed from your children’s diet after reading this book….and it will make a WORLD of difference.

Another Use for Vinegar

My in-laws have been in town all week so I really haven’t had much time for projects and haven’t really been cooking (thanks to my MIL!) so today I will forgo the Friday Flop and talk about two of my favorite subjects…strawberries and vinegar. You know, because my favorite season of the year is coming up, BERRY SEASON!

I was very hesitant with this one, I didn’t trust that you could wash strawberries with anything and not have them get all mushy in a day.

Nothing like a bowl full of mushy strawberries

But I finally broke down and tried it, I washed my strawberries in water and vinegar

Organic StrawberriesDay One, pre-wash, they look beautiful

cleaning berries with vinegarI added my raspberries* in there too, because this is supposed to be good for all berries

and then I laid them out on a towel and gently dabbed most of the water off and then let them finish drying. I stored them in a colander.

Day Two: Impressive, skin is still very firm. I did notice a little wilting on the skin. Not sure if “wilt” is the right word here, but you get the idea?

and so far, no dead soldiers…..

Stawberries and vinegar washDay Three: Much better than what state they would be in if you washed with just water, but the skin started to break down by day three….perhaps because they were organic and I find most organic fruits spoil quicker than conventional, GMO fruit.

and then they were gone, so that woman who posted that she was able to keep her strawberries for a week…I don’t believe it. Because 1) how can you keep strawberries in your house for an entire week and 2) after about day 4, these would have been smoothie material.

Conclusion: This works

*I’m not sure if this worked with the raspberries because shortly after they were cleaned, they were immediately consumed. But I would safely assume, yes.

Homemade Organic Chicken Nuggets – For Half the Price!

If there is ONE food item that I absolutely INSIST on buying organic (or at least no antibiotics, steroids, artificial colors or flavorings etc.) it is chicken (watch Food Inc. you’ll understand.) ESPECIALLY when it comes to chicken nuggets.

Mechanically Separated Chicken, anyone? (This is what “they” make regular chicken nuggets out of, here is some info on Snopes about it.

With a three year old in the house, I am tired of draining my wallet on organic chicken nuggets. Because, $8.99 for 10 nuggets is atrocious!

You should be ashamed of yourself…I know you’re not

I then switched to Applegate Farms, all natural (non chemical) chicken nuggets for a much better price of $5.99 for 18 nuggets (8 oz.), but I knew I could do better.  The control freak in me screamed “I will not be held back by the lack of inexpensive, healthy CHICKEN NUGGETS in the organic food market!” and so Pinterest to my rescue, once again. This is the easy recipe for homemade, baked chicken nuggets that I used.

Here’s how the match breaks down:

1 chicken breast = approximately 8 oz

Sadly, these chickens have bigger breasts than I do

1, 8oz.  organic chicken breast = $3.00 ($5.99/lb at Costco)

Breadcrumbs, seasoning and oil = est. $.25 (if that!)

approximate # of nuggets from 8 oz. = 18, huh, go figure (see above)

Total Cost for 18 homemade, delicious, healthy, non processed, organic chicken nuggets (I should be in marketing ;) ) = approx. $3.50

Total Cost for 18 minimally, but still processed, non-organic, but non chemically-enhanced, “natural” chicken nuggets = $5.99

Cost Savings = 41%!

Math is so not my forte, someone check on that calculation for me…but I’m pretty sure that is correct. 41% savings to make it yourself and you can control all of the good, healthy ingredients you toss in there!

Here’s are some  tips:

  • Breadcrumbs….they don’t have to be actual “breadcrumbs” and if you don’t have any, not to fret, you can make your own out of crackers or bread or whatever you have on hand. Just toss a bunch in a ziploc bag and smack the heck out of them with a rolling pin. I let Grant do it, he thought it was a hoot! I ended up using some roasted garlic bread sticks that I had. The roasted garlic added a nice flavor that the kids did not seem to mind at all.
  • Use panko as the recipe recommends as it adds a nice crispy, crunch to it (along with the spritzing of the olive oil or whatever you spray on top.)
  • Cutting your chicken when it is partially frozen makes it easier to cut and will give you more uniform pieces…better for even cooking.
  • If you are making a big batch, don’t cook the chicken fully, cook it 3/4 of the way and then freeze them. This will help prevent them from drying out when you reheat them.
  • Reheat them in the oven or a convection over to be sure they don’t dry out as well.

I took a half hour and made 4 batches, froze them all and now I am set for the week!

just kidding…maybe the next two weeks.