The Friday Flop – Pirate Birthday Edition

Arrrrrrr, I have been working on a post for three days…and it’s gone. Like, two days worth of writing just disappeared. WHAT HAPPENED TO SAVE DRAFT? HUH?!?!

What it basically said was: HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRANT! (along with all of the great stuff I did for his party that I found on Pinterest.) But wordpress can suck it and so here it is, the abridged version:

We had a Pirate Party

“Arr, I’m three!”

I made a Watermelon Shark from my Entertaining Board-  it was not as easy as I thought it would be. Watermelons are not as easy to carve as pumpkins. Also, no Swedish Fish, yuck. Instead, watermelon and strawberries scattered around the base to look like bloooooood.

“Arr, I be looking more like a whale shark”

I also made a shrimp cocktail platter and served beers from the Carribean (Red Stripe, Corona, Dos Equis, etc.)

Kids were served Pirate Grog (Green Machine Naked Juice Smoothie)

“Arrr, Drink it if you dare!”

We had a bounce house! Nothing pirate related, but it was lent to us for free and so, there you go for taking care of the kids activity! Here’s a tip, if you ever see a bounce house at a garage sale or on Craig’s List….BUY IT!

“Arrrr, I will pillage those cupcakes!”

For the goodie bags, I bought some shovels at the $1 at Target, gold “pirate” coins, acrylic gemstones, beaded necklaces (no, I did NOT use the ones I earned found at Mardi Gras my Junior year of college) and I buried them in Grant’s sandbox for a treasure hunt! I got that idea and there were a ton of other great pirate party ideas from a pin from groovy-kid-party.com

The goodie bags were the most fun to put together…my first foray into the world of goodie bags. Acrylic gemstones, beaded necklaces, compass, pirate tattoos and stickers, gold coins, an eye patch, and their very own Pirate Parrot! (Our Dollar Store up here is incredible, let me tell you!)

Grant got his in a treasure chest, the other kids got….

Bags I made with my Cricut. Really, a simple “cut” and paste project.

I made chocolate cupcakes from a recipe I found on Food.com, they were fine. But the last batch of cupcakes I made I substituted the oil for strawberry puree and they were much more moist and delicious.* I didn’t want to do that this time around because I was concerned about possible allergies. The buttercream frosting I made was Martha Stewart’s Basic Vanilla Buttercream recipe from a pin in my dessert board and it was de.LI.cious! I don’t “do” frosting, but the last few times I have I made sure my butter had been sitting out for a few hours and I beat it. and beat it. and beat it. and then I beat it some more. And I think that is the key. I don’t know, but all times I have done it like that it turned out that I consumes it by the spoonful.

Arrr, Cupcake Wars – I offer you no threat

In case you want to throw your own pirate party and want a professional, graphic-designy, all professional looking party; here is a great site (Cottage Industrialist) that I pinned that offers up really nice pirate party printouts for free.

And in case you’re wondering, this qualifies as my Friday Flop, not from my failed projects, but from the fact that I am unable to operate simple technology.

*I often times am ruining recipes because I try and substitute different ingredients in replace of flour, sugar, milk, yogurt etc….it occasionally takes me a few times to get a recipe right when I am substituting, but it is worth it to me (for dietary reasons, not because I am on a diet). Here is a pin on 80 Healthy Recipe Substitutions (and also a tip…yogurt does not cook well….in my experience.)

Redemption is Mine! (and Some Other Things)

Oh hey, hi there. I’m back from my hiatus. I didn’t know that a side effect to a nasty head cold was writers block. Apparently it is. I bet you missed my humor. Not to worry, I think I can bring it today. The past few weeks, no. Today, we will see. It seems as if the sun is finally shining down on me right now and I feel, kind of ok and my nose is working and my head is a little less foggy so let’s take a looksey at what we have been doing here in Schogerland.

Frozen Chocolate Peanut Butter Covered Bananas (REDEMPTION!): Actually, redemption has been mine for more than a month now, but I have been too busy fending off nasty, preschool germs to actually get around to writing something about it. I love dark chocolate and I love fruit and any chance to combine the two, I will. So, when I miserably failed at this the first time, I would not let it deter me from trying again. Because CHOCOLATE. COVERED. BANANAS! Well, let me tell you, I kicked this ones ASS the next time I tried it.

Monkey Pops!now referred to in our household as “Monkey Pops”

Here’s my take: I used organic semi-sweet chocolate and melted a few dollops of peanut butter (I also tried almond butter, and YUM too!) over a make-shift double boiler. Trick here is to do this slowly and once it starts melting, stir, stir, stir!  And then turn down the heat and continue to stir because chocolate is temperamental and you want it smooth and creamy, not gritty and crunchy-ish (which will happen if you get it too hot and do not stir.) One interesting tid bit I discovered, the almond butter had a lot of natural oils in it, which really helped make the chocolate a bit more pliable. If you were not to use some kind of nut butter because of allergies or what not, I would recommend adding a bit of oil (I usually use safflower oil because it is tasteless and light and does not contain soy.) Also, a side note about canola oil; 80% of canola oil is from GMO rapeseed crop. You can find organic canola oil, but here is an interesting link about the rapeseed and I will let you decide for yourself about your future canola oil use. And last, before I get off of my GMO and soybean soapbox (am I getting annoying on this topic yet?) Did you know that most, if not all* vegetable oils contain soybean oil? And if you are really interested in finding organic vegetable oil, I challenge you on that one and let me know if you are successful. Because I have yet to be. SOY! I angrily shake my fist at you!

Whoa, ok, Monkey pops – I bought these little craft sticks at Michaels, great for little hands to grab and give the banana an easy for dunking in chocolate. Also, regarding “dunking” in chocolate, it is more like a “spooning.” Spoon the chocolate all over the bananas and then tap the stick lightly on the side of the bowl to ensure full coverage and get any excess chocolate off. I lined them up on a waxed paper (organic!) on a cookie tray and froze them for about an hour.

The only downside to these is that we have a French door freezer, with handle at three year old level. When we bought the fridge we specifically asked the sales associate if he thought a toddler could open it and he told us, “absolutely not.” Turns out he LIED TO US! Can you believe it? An appliance salesman LIED to us to make a sale?! Seriously. Anyhow, it is NOT toddler-proof and often time I find Grant with a chocolate-lined mouth whenever these are in the house. But really, who can blame him?

Cd Tea Light Holders: Seriously, I am the last person that would display tea lights, just not my thing, not my decor style. Plus, my house is still lacking surface area to put said tea light on**…. BUT, I thought this would be quick and fun and I just happened to have about 37 blank discs scattered around my office…three year old “lily pads.” What I didn’t know was HOW satisfying it would be to watch my P90X Shoulders and Back disc***, melt into a nice, shiny bowl (it was burned from a friend, so no money wasted.)

 “Take in the fact that you just did that.” – Tony Horton

It was really neat to see how different cd’s turned different colors. P90X, those are the pink ones. Ironically, the “toddler lily pads” were the green ones. This was fun to do with Grant, I had him stack the cd’s on a glass and we put them in the convection over to watch them melt. It took no time at all!

Here’s a tip: Do not let them fully cool before you pull off whatever glass you are using as it’s mold, but also, you will not be able to pull them off immediately when they come out of the over because of the little plastic center piece. That will stick to the glass when it is hot. So it needs to be warm-ish when you pull it off.

Flower Pot Hand Project: I have to admit, I probably would not have done this project if I didn’t have a Cricut. Ahhhh, my Cricut. The most amazing product to come into my craft arsenal. ever. I also happened to have the “Walk in my Garden” software so this project was cake! It just took about 10 minutes of prep on my part and after I demonstrated to Grant how the pieces went together, he pretty much did everything else by himself (minus cutting out his hand/flower stem.)

We had to make multiple hand flower pots for BOTH of his gardening grandmas

This one is for Grammy!

Pantry Organization: This pin is fantastic. I already have my pantry’s organized in categories, so I wanted to pin this one in particular since it’s uber-organizey.

My neighbor recently saw our pantry and described it as a mini-grocery store. And the more I look at it (because I often just go into my pantry to look at it’s beautiful organization, serious.) the more I am concerned that this is the one thing you will judge me on……

No. I am not OCD

I have been wanting to buy baskets for our pantry for a long time now, but those suckers can really add up! And my mom did a good job of teaching me how to be frugal so I held out for an entire YEAR until I found something inexpensive and not tacky or cheap (Happy one-year-living-in-my-house anniversary to me last week, btw!) I found the blue and green metal mesh containers in the dollar section at Target (for $2.50, oh the irony). Now everything is now nicely categorized into their own little basket: Cereal, kids snacks, pasta, straws, potatoes (in that cute little metal circle bin at the bottom). The other side has bins for baking stuff, crackers, and pretzels etc. Plus, it is amazing how much you want to keep your organized pantry, organized, once it is clean. I am happy to report that our pantry still remains this clean and organized, despite the fact that not much in our house ever stays that way (see: three year old and 10 month old).

Kid Plate Organization: Another 3am pin that I didn’t pin and now can’t find. This is why. It was simply a diy project to make file folder holders out of cereal boxes. Cover with nice scrapbooking paper, and use in a cabinet to organize your kid plates. Because any parent knows, kids plates to not organize neatly. This pin was just about the easiest one I had done. ONLY because I did not make this out of a cereal box, I used a file folder holder thing that I bought at IKEA that did not fit it’s intended purpose and has been shoved in my desk for the past 8 months. I have been looking for someplace to use them and NOW I FOUND THE PERFECT SPOT!  In our “Kid Cabinet.” Grant (and soon, Brody’s) cabinet of self-sufficiency!

That cute bucket for the cups, Target dollar section as well. And only $1!

Organic Post Update: I TOTALLY meant to include this on my Organic’s post. But there is a quick way to determine if the produce you are buying is organic, conventional, and most importantly GENETICALLY MODIFIED! Here’s the pin if you would like to read more, but in a nutshell: Conventional produce gets a four-digit number. Organic produce gets a five-digit number that starts with 9. Genetically modified items also get a five-digit code, but that code starts with 8.

Examples 4139: Conventional Granny Smith apple

94139: Organic Granny Smith

84139: Genetically Modified Granny Smith

Ok, that’s about it for today, nap time is coming to an end and it is 80 degrees outside. But before that, I just couldn’t leave you without one last illness update. I know most, if not all of the folks who read this blog are also my friends on Facebook.  And I am sure you have seen a few updates since, oh, Labor Day about our wonderful concoction of household ailments…but I am not sure you are quite aware how awful this “introduction to pre school” has been to our household. Ready for this:

Stomach Flu:

Grant – 7 (yes, 7!  The first time it lasted on and off for 6 weeks, now you know why I am a puke-cleaner extraordinaire)

Brody, Me, Matt – 2, Brody decided he also wanted to join in the big kid fun on our very tropical, Christmas vacation. That was awesome.

Have you ever had to take care of your children while you are suffering from the stomach flu? This is what hell is like.

Common Cold (of head, chest and sinus variety): This is just about ongoing these days. I got home from my 1/2 marathon on a Monday (1.16.12 to be exact) and on Tuesday, 1.17.2012, I got the most raging cold I have had in a while. Today is April 22…I still have it. Matt, Grant and Brody all have snots and chapped noses as well. Nothing more pathetic than a sick baby, I say.

Ear Infection: Wouldn’t be cold season without a few of these lovelies! Grant has had about 4, Brody 1, Matt 1. Me, no thanks! I’m not an ear infection person, I stick with my whacked out stomach issues thank you very much. (and from the time I started this post last week, until now, you can add THREE MORE EAR INFECTIONS TO THAT LIST! Brody, 1 more  and Matt, 2, omg.)

Whacked out Stomach Issues: I can typically regulate this with my diet, but for some reason, they have been creeping up on me from no where. They suck. I’ll leave it at that.

Conjunctivitis: (Or, as better put by my BF Kelly “Who touched the poo?”) Yeah, GROSS! That shizz is nasty, contagious, and hard to get rid of! Both kids had it one an off for about a month. Grant, maybe 4 times, sometimes we would double up and go for both eyes with this one! He was also lovely enough to share with his brother.

And last but not least, a lovely case of Impetigo, from the pre schooler, who else? (Or as better put by my BFF Kelly, “I had to google what Impetigo was, and I am really sorry I did.”) Thankfully, that lasted a few days after treatment, but the after effects are SUPER dried and cracked skin at the sides of his mouth that he keeps licking, and picking, and it keeps bleeding and we are now on week 6 of the whole “Impetigo and after effects” journey.

Thank GOODNESS for spring and the outdoors! I’m headed out there right now.

*Unscientific data, based on my own personal research

**The tea lights now live in my bathroom, on my tub. The one that I fell in love with when we bought the house, but have only used twice…..

***Day 1 of P90X was Shoulder and Back for Matt and I. I was unable to lift a cup to my lips for the next week, and so started my hate/hate relationship with Tony Horton.

The Whitest Whites You Will Ever See

Phew, that bug sucked. Only the baby was spared this time…and thank God for that, because a puking baby is very well, one of the most pathetic and heart wrenching experiences of life. I figured a nice follow up to “Hey, Let’s Clean Puke!” would be “Hey, Here’s How You Disinfect and Restore Those Towels So You Don’t Have To Burn Them.”

Prominently displayed on my front door last week

Well then how appropriate was it for me to find this pin, “how to get your dirty whites clean again… Now, this pin was weird because when I clicked through to the site, it was just a bunch of tips that the blogger compiled from her readers and nothing about HOT, HOT, HOT water with blah ba di blah….like the pin said. So I started reading the comments and THAT’S when I found the actual write up for the pin. The very. last. comment. So I patiently watched my load of whites get larger and larger by the day…and my stock of dish towels diminish by the hour. We finally reached MAJOR DISHTOWEL MELTDOWN on Sunday morning so I decided to roll up my sleeves and see what this white whitening concoction could do for me.

Again, I must confess that I did not follow this “recipe” fully. We do not use powder dish detergent in our dishwasher, so I did not have any. Plus, the thought of adding even MORE harsh chemical, like DISH detergent was not appealing. I mean, BLEACH is bad enough. I mean, actually it is the WORST, but I kind of love it. I am a walking contradiction, I know.

Instead of the powder dish detergent, I used BAKING SODA! Because just as much as I love to use vinegar to clean, I love to use baking soda too! (and here is a great tip for cleaning your toilet with baking soda, I haven’t tried it, but if you do before I do let me know how it works.) But yeah, baking soda is an awesome inexpensive, natural cleaning agent. So, in my laundry tub, I ran HOT, HOT, HOT water and added the borax, bleach, laundry detergent (Arm & Hammer he w/ OxiClean, liquid) and I stirred it all up and dumped in my whites (mostly dishtowels and towels, a few t shirts that were already pretty white to begin with.)

This was “before” the soak. The “after” water was fascinatingly gross

I let this soak for a good 4 hours, and then washed them in hot water with laundry detergent. Had I caught them before Matt threw them in the dryer, I would have probably run them through the rinse cycle again, but that didn’t happen (and I am TOTALLY NOT complaining about that, I was psyched when I found out that, not only had Matt put them in the dryer, but they were DONE!) And, “WAIT, they are DONE?!?! How are they? Are they white?” Oh man, I was so excited to find out the answer.

“YES!!!!!!” (No joke, with that much enthusiasm!) “They are so white Kel, I have never seen our dishtowels that white. It’s amazing.”

I thought he was being a smart ass. “Seriously? Wait, are you being serious right now? You’re not just…..”

“NO! Kelly, they are INCREDIBLE!” exclaims my husband, who then went on for the next 3 minutes about just HOW white they were…complete with sound effects. SOUND EFFECTS! About WHITE DISHTOWELS!

So I ran upstairs and OH MY GOSH! YES, THEY ARE SOUND EFFECT WORTHY white! No shit, these are the whitest whites I have ever seen because we wear our dishtowels hard. I mean, we go through a good 6-10 on a normal day. So we have a lot of them (Costco!) and I use them on everything because let me reiterate again how vile sponges are. Gross. We use them on floors, counters, doors, appliances, dusting, dog feet, paint spills, sinks, windows, kids hands, etc. You get the idea. Those are divided into “gross” for dog feet and paint spills, etc. and “non-gross” for kitchen, kids hands, appliances etc.

Ta da!

OK! I lied, I did not clean those two towels in the whitening concoction…but I did wash them in the final wash. It’s just, the picture looks better with towels.

Overall, relatively easy and very effective!  Also, a bonus use for the Borax…it is a key component in making Flubber!